Monday, September 24, 2012

Top 26 Signs That You Are A Conspiracy Theory Nut


Top 27 Signs That You Are A Conspiracy Theory Nut

1    You distrust the mainstream media, and love Rush Limbaugh, Michelle Malkin, and Mark Levin.
2    You think that drones in America might not be targetting Al Qaeda operatives in the United States.
3    You would like to be able to get on a plane without getting dosed with cancer causing radiation or
       being groped by Homeland Security.
4    You think you have the right to protest, exercise free speech, and criticise the administration.
5    You think the War on Terror, the War on Women, the War on Drugs, and the War in Afghanistan are all
       scams.
6    You think the anger directed at America from the Middle East is related to our foreign policy.
7    You think "preserve, protect, and defend the The Constitution" does not constitute a terrorist act.
8    You have heard of the Bill of Rights and can even name what some of them are.
9    You think the right to bear arms is not for hunting.
10    You only watch  RT on TV, especially the Keiser Report , Capital Account, and the Julian Assange show.
11    You think corporations are made up of people.
12    You think Warren Buffet is a phony, a crony capitalist, a bad guy, and should be fired from Berkshire.
13    You know that gold was made illegal by FDR in 1933 and removed from backing the dollar by Nixon in 1971.
14    You think politicians that push for war should be sent to fight on the front lines, especially John McCain.
15    You think food and energy should be included in inflation calculations.
16    You want to abolish the Department of Homeland Security.
17    You wand to "end the Fed".
18    You think Timothy Geithner and Ben Bernanke should get a fair trial and then be jailed.
19    You think Obama should be impeached for the high crime and misdemeanor of violating the Constitution multiple times, and failing to uphold his oath of office.
20     You think that JFK's head going backward proves that he was shot from the Grassy Knoll.
21    You think that JFK's brain going missing proves that that Lee Harvey Oswald was innocent.
22     You think Lee Harvey Oswald was not a good enough shot to have hit JFK in a moving car.
23    You do not believe a magic bullet hit both JFK and Gov. Connolly
24    You think the pristine bullet found on the stretcher in Parkland Hospital was a plant.
25     You think JFK's brain was stolen to hide the fact that the pristine bullet was planted.
26    You like and admire Secret Service Agent Clint Hill

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