Who's On First? U.S. State Department corrects Obama: Egypt IS an ally, after all.

U.S. State Department corrects Barack Obama: Egypt IS an American ally, Mr President

Egypt, along with Saudi Arabia, Jordan and Israel, has long been considered an American ally in the Middle East.
Egypt was designated as 'Major Non-NATO Ally' in 1989 when the U.S. Congress first passed a law creating that status. The status gives Egypt special privileges in cooperating with the United States, especially in the security and technology arenas.

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Telemundo:  And you don't know the fellows' names? I mean the countries the US is an Allied with

Obama: Well I should.

Telemundo: Well then who's on first? Egypt? Israel? England?

Obama: Yes.

Telemundo: I mean the fellow's name. The country’s name

Obama: Who.

Telemundo: The guy on first.

Obama: Who.

Telemundo: The first baseman. The country.

Obama: Who.

Telemundo: The guy playing...Egypt?

Obama: Who is on first!

Telemundo: I'm asking YOU who's on first. The country

Obama: That's the country’s name.

Telemundo: That's who's name?

Obama: Yes.

Telemundo: Well go ahead and tell me.

Obama: That's it.

Telemundo: That's who?

Obama: Yes.

PAUSE

Telemundo: Look, you gotta first baseman? The country you’r allied with?

Obama: Certainly.

Telemundo: Who's playing first allied country?

 Obama: That's right.

Telemundo: When you pay off the first country every month, who gets the money?

Obama: Every Trillion dollar of it.

Telemundo: All I'm trying to find out is the country’s  name on first base.

Obama: Who.

Telemundo: The guy that gets...

Obama: That's it.

Telemundo: Who gets the money...

Obama: He does, every last Trillion dollars. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.

Telemundo: Who's wife? What country

Obama: Yes.

PAUSE

Obama: What's wrong with that?

Telemundo: Look, all I wanna know is when you sign up the first country, does he sign his name in Arabic?

Obama: Who.

Telemundo: The guy.

Obama: Who.

Telemundo: How does he sign...

Obama: That's how he signs it.

Telemundo: Who?

Obama: Yes.

PAUSE

Telemundo: All I'm trying to find out is what's the country’s  name that you’re allied with on first base.

Obama: No. What is on second base.

Telemundo: I'm not asking you who's on second.

Obama: Who's on first.

Telemundo: One base at a time!

Obama: Well, don't change the countries around.

Telemundo: I'm not changing nobody!

Obama: Take it easy, buddy.

Telemundo: I'm only asking you, who's the country allied with you on first base?

Obama: That's right.

Telemundo: Ok.

Obama: All right.

PAUSE

Telemundo: What's the guy's name on you’re allied with on first base?

Obama: No. What is on second.

Telemundo: I'm not asking you who's on second. Israel?

Obama: Who's on first. Egypt.

Telemundo: I don't know.

Obama: He's on third, we're not talking about him. The U. K.

Telemundo: Now how did I get on third base?

Obama: Why you mentioned his name.

Telemundo: If I mentioned the third country's name, who did I say is playing third?

Obama: No. Who's playing first allied country.

Telemundo: What's on first?

Obama: What's on second. Israel.

Telemundo: I don't know.

Obama: He's on third. The U. K.

Telemundo: There I go, back on third again!

PAUSE

Telemundo: Would you just stay on the third base ountry and don't go off it.

Obama: All right, what do you want to know?

Telemundo: Now who's playing third base? The country.

Obama: Why do you insist on putting Who on third base?

Telemundo: What am I putting on third.

Obama: No. What is on second.

Telemundo: You don't want who on second?

Obama: Who is on first.

Telemundo: I don't know.

Obama & Telemundo Together:Third base! U. J.

PAUSE

Telemundo: Look, you gotta outfield?

Obama: Sure.

Telemundo: The left fielder's name? Pakistan?

Obama: Why.

Telemundo: I just thought I'd ask you.

Obama: Well, I just thought I'd tell ya.

Telemundo: Then tell me who's playing left field. Pakistan or Libya?

Obama: Who's playing first.

Telemundo: I'm not... stay out of the infield countries! I want to know what's the guy's name in left field? In Asia.

Obama: No, What is on second.

Telemundo: I'm not asking you who's on second.

Obama: Who's on first!

Telemundo: I don't know.

Obama & Telemundo Together: Third base! U. K. !

PAUSE

Telemundo: The left fielder's name? Pakistan?

Obama: Why.

Telemundo: Because!

Obama: Oh, he's centerfield. The Czech Republic.

PAUSE

Telemundo: Look, You gotta pitcher on this team?

Obama: Sure.

Telemundo: The pitcher's name? Putin?

Obama: Tomorrow. Don’t stop thinking about tomorrow.

Telemundo: You don't want to tell me today? Today I’m feeling blue.

Obama: I'm telling you now.

Telemundo: Then go ahead.

Obama: Tomorrow!

Telemundo: What time?

Obama: What time what?

Telemundo: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's pitching? Putin, right?

Obama: Now listen. Who is not pitching. Hu. From China.

Telemundo: I'll break your arm, you say who's on first! I want to know what's the pitcher's name? Hu? From China?

Obama: What's on second.

Telemundo: I don't know.

Obama & Telemundo Together: Third base! U. K. !

PAUSE

Telemundo: Gotta a catcher?

Obama: Certainly. Angela  Merkel.

Telemundo: The catcher's name?

Obama: Today. Ben Bernanke.

Telemundo: Today, and tomorrow's pitching. Putin?

Obama: Now you've got it.

Telemundo: All we got is a couple of days on the team.

PAUSE

Telemundo: You know I'm a catcher too. Me, Obama.

Obama: So they tell me.

Telemundo: I get behind the plate to do some fancy catching, Tomorrow's pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up. Now the heavy hitter bunts the ball. When he bunts the ball, me, being a good catcher, I'm gonna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?

Obama: Now that's the first thing you've said right.

Telemundo: I don't even know what I'm talking about!

PAUSE

Obama: That's all you have to do.

Telemundo: Is to throw the ball to first base. Egypt.

Obama: Yes!

Telemundo: Now who's got it?

Obama: Naturally. Iran.

PAUSE

Telemundo: Look, if I throw the ball to first base, somebody's gotta get it. Now who has it? Iran?

Obama: Naturally. Achmadinijad.

Telemundo: Who?

Obama: Naturally. Him and his Mullahs.

Telemundo: Naturally?

Obama: Naturally. After it’s enriched to weapons grade, I mean.

Telemundo: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally. Iran?

Obama: No you don't, you throw the ball to Who. Israel.

Telemundo: Naturally. Iran.

Obama: That's different. That’s Hillary.

Telemundo: That's what I said.

Obama: You're not saying it...

Telemundo: I throw the ball to Naturally.

Obama: You throw it to Who.

Telemundo: Naturally.

Obama: That's it.

Telemundo: That's what I said!

Obama: You ask me.

Telemundo: I throw the ball to who? Our Ally, Egypt?

Obama: Naturally.

Telemundo: Now you ask me.

Obama: You throw the ball to Who? Israel?

Telemundo: Naturally. Iran.

Obama: That's it.

Telemundo: Same as you! Same as YOU! I throw the ball to who. Whoever it is drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Don't Know. I Don't Know throws it back to Tomorrow, Triple play. Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don't know! He's on third and I don't give a darn!

Obama: What?

Telemundo: I said I don't give a darn!

Obama: Oh, that's our shortstop.