Top 10 Obama Dog Recipes (The new cottage industry)

 

 1) Chinese Chow Chow Mein

2) Lassie Latkes (Not Kosher)

3) Chicken Poodle Soup (Not Kosher)

4) Chicken Terrier-aki

5) Baked Alaskan Malamute

6) Golden Brown Retriever.

7) Rin Tin Tacos

8) Poodle Streudel

9) Hambeagle Helper

10) "50 Ways to Wok Your Dog", Music: Paul Simon, Lyrics: Dog Whisperer

Needless to say, NONE of the recipes above are kosher. Why?

NOT because of the "Fins and Scales" rule (We are neglecting "Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny" considerations). 

NOT because dogs have only one stomach and no hoof at all (let alone a split hoof!). 

YES, BECAUSE dogs eat their own vomit, and drink from the toilet. These are considered repugnant acts, at least by most people I know. 

Needless to say, there are still plenty of connoisseurs of French Cuisine (Nicholas Sarkozt among them), who happen to love spiced dogmeat garnished with escargot 

NOTE: Extra "Not Kosher" labels have been attached to recipes thought to be really really misleading.