1) "Lassie Come Home"... I'm hungry.
2) "I Eat Local" bumper sticker seen on presidential limo.
3) Obama walks into the Pound, wonders "Where are the plates?"
4) Secret Service says they misunderstood Obama - he sent them out to fetch him some "bitches".
5) Michelle Obama has been comforting Bo all day
6) Blue Dog Caucusserole
7) You elected the 1st half white communist dog eating president. Congrats America!
8) If u were a dog, wouldn't u rather ride with the Romneys than go to dinner at the Obamas?
9) "Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac omnivore agnostic amnesiac President? He lied awake at night trying to remember if he ate god."
10) "It's time to GROW UP and stop talking Obama eating dog, in his boyhood, during which he ate a dog."
11) In civilized cultures, people do not eat dogs, cats, other humans, or anchovies.
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